Showing posts with label Rosie Jones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rosie Jones. Show all posts

Saturday, April 1, 2023

Rosie Jones


Despite sharing her name with a female golfer with hair cut like a peacock-mullet, Rosie Jones is a British sex bomb. The 5ft' 7in model moved from Middlesex to London at 18 years old straight after her A-levels, and landed a spot on Page 3.

According to her Myspace page, Rosie Jones "Cant resist pic'n'mix, I find toilet humour reaally funny, I like boobies :-P ." Sure this isn't the most grammatically correct selection of interests, but the inclusion of her boobs makes up for it. As does the silly little face.

As preternaturally attractive models go, Rosie looks like one of the friendliest. She looks like she would enjoy a premium packet of pork scratchings and an arm wrestle. We're not suggesting she's rough or anything, more a fun-loving, laughing whilst naked kind of girl. A straw poll we carried out using science discovered that she is officially The Ultimate Girl Next Door.

Since launching her career she's been on the cover of our Alternative World Cup Fan Guide and nabbed herself a world record for taking her bra off with The Sun. She also appeared alongside Pro Green and Lily Allen in Just Be Good to Green. And unsurprisingly, she dances as good as she models. Rosie Jones wants to be the next Keeley Hazell but doesn't think it will happen, which is nonsense. She's scared of mushrooms too. Oh Rosie, you odd sexy woman you.
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